Really Epic Stuff

HAUNTED TOASTER (by muerte62)

At least it still makes good toast lol

It scares me to think why they made these post D:

Last night I woke up and there was a spider hanging from a web half a foot above my arm and another running across the top of the blanket, In a instant I’m in motion trying to untangle myself from my covers, I fall out of bed almost pulling a muscle race into the bathroom and take my pajama shirt off where I shake it furiously. My shoulder muscle hurts pretty bad and I check it out to make sure I wasn’t bitten and relieved to see I wasn’t. After a few moments I stop and think, how on earth did I see those spiders when it was dark in my room O.o I was pretty freaked out but once the pain in my shoulder lessened and I got my senses back I put my shirt back on and climbed back in bed. My sister and I do this fairly often but once we remember we couldn’t possibly of seen anything because it’s dark we go right back to bed.

birdswitharms:

this is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen! who made this? I want to be your best friend!

# niczka

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thebeebumbles:

Creepy little baby rose breasted. lolol (Taken with GifBoom)

This is soooo funny

biancaeatsrainbows:

lekristayy:

diannaagronismyhomegirl:

demonseallovesyou:

maleyoda:

How deep was that? Her whole body disappeared.

its the G A T E W A Y  T O  S A T A N S  L A I R

did i reblog this already? i don’t even know. fuck it, here you go.

dead. 

… Again

That’s how she got transported to middle earth to become a Mary Sue

(via midnightbluemoose)

I seriously worry about that, and I try very hard not to say we or our in front of strangers so they don’t think I’m crazy lol

• Killer: turn down that dark road.
• Rapist: I was planning on it.